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GSOH - must! :D

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My Sect
Other - please ask me
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Profession
Prefer not to say
Marital Status
Legally separated
County/State
Essex
Country
United Kingdom
Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner

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A Little Bit About Me
Salam,

I'm constantly inundated with messages.

1) Not opening messages from users without a profile photo and I don't request access.

2) If you don't receive a reply, we are incompatible, please refrain from sending multiple messages.

2b) Upon receiving no response, please resist the urge to have a one way conversation by dropping by everyday to add to the dialogue. What's my fav dessert? Cornflakes vs Cheerios? How much do polar bears weigh? Kindly refer to point 2.

3) Kindly, under 28s need not message.

4) Individuals sending copy+paste mass messages, claiming they've enjoyed reading my profile (which is blank and pending approval) ...what have you enjoyed? Blank space?

You even mention that you have read my profile and spotted similarities in us.. What similarities might those be? I haven't listed anything about myself lol.

Please don't insult my intelligence by pretending you've written me a tailored paragraph after mass messaging the entire female directory with your essay/life story/CV. Highly annoying!

5) If I wanted to know what u were eating at precisely 16:56, on 19 December in 1997, I would ask. Until then, just assume that I don't need to know :)

6) To the socially challenged: I've seen fewer job applications as formal as your message. Calm down hun.

Usernames like nikah_101 give me panic attacks as does discussion about future living arrangements in our first exchange.

Oh, of course I'd love to relocate to Dubai. Who wouldn't want to move across the world with a person from a website with no photos and limited profile data?

7) Please, no messages that are invitations for me to view your profile. Stop telling me what to do, thanks.

8) Those of you who send over their number, please humble yourself. It doesn't progress to that stage in one message. Or ever. Okay, you're religious but that is a false sense of entitlement. Does not work in the pursuit of women!

9) Unsure of how to reply to greetings such as, 'Hi dear'. Also, if you like to lie about your age, please don’t. You can’t claim to be 30 when you’re looking about 92 :/

10) Poor literacy skills highly unfavourable. No members who are unacquainted with the English language. Effective communication required.

I wrote the above criteria to filter the messages I get on here so I can get back to the suitable ones. Slowly catching up with the backlog...

Have a nice day! Lmao

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What I Am Looking For
GSHO - must!!

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Personal Information
My Citizenship
British
Country of Origin
United Kingdom
Willing to Relocate?
Locally
I am Looking to Marry
Unsure
My Income
Prefer not to say
Marital Status
Legally separated
Would I like to have Children?
Unsure
Do I have children?
No
My Living Arrangements?
Other
Country
United Kingdom
County/State
Essex
Distance
unknown
Appearance
My Height
1.68m (5' 6")
My Build
Athletic
My Hair Colour
Other
Colour of My Eyes
Other
Do I Smoke?
No
Do I Have Any Disabilities?
No
Education
My Education Level
Prefer not to say
Subject I Studied
Education
Language
My First Language
English
My Second Language
Other
Work
My Profession
Prefer not to say
My Job Title
Educator
Religion
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Sect
Other - please ask me
Hijab/Niqab
No
Beard
Yes
Are You a Revert?
No
Do You Keep Halal?
I Always Keep Halal
Do You Perform Salaah?
Usually